Figures. Anyway, it was a lot of fun. Isaac and I should be coming back up from New Orleans within the next day or so. How was France? Is Jackson still alive?
Aw, I didn’t know you and Lahey were spending break together. How adorable. And mm, more or less.

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Do you ever get tired from being completely full of yourself?
Not particularly. How was your break?

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Trust me, the campus isn’t that excited to see you either.
Aw, you don’t have to lie if you missed me, Fabray. I’d understand.

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Joy.
I guess we all can’t have such a high tolerance to alcohol, then. Also, enough with the ‘babe’ thing.
Is there a particular reason babe offends you so much? Traumatic childhood experience or something?

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Mm, because I’ve been in France enjoying my spring break?

Is it just me, or are you always hungover?
Actually, babe, I’m rarely hungover. That’s why I feel the need to announce it every time I am. It’s a special occurrence.

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